on her way to work this morning, shelby began hallucinating wildly. at the corner of state and main street, she thought there was a little man trying to fly into her eye. this caused her to speed up and swerve the car recklessly. she took a left turn at walnut village and careened straight past the giant waving rabbit.
the pedestrians were alarmed. "look out!" they exclaimed. ("we are in peril!" "i am alarmed!")
shelby, however, saw nothing but PONIES.