8/21/03

bat girl-

last night i heard a thump thump thump downstairs "OH MY GOD IM BEING BROKEN INTO IM GOING TO DIE AND IT WILL BE A STORY ON THE NEWS AND I WOULD LAUGH BUT ID BE DEAD!!"

so i go and find a big stick and go downstairs ready to kick some burgle ass.

when i get downstairs i see my cat playing on the floor

STUPED CAT YOU WOKE ME UP IM GETTING A GLASS OF WATER!!

THUMP THUMP

i go back in the living room and see my cat is playing with something. at first i think a mouse, but no its squeaking and flopping. eventually after staring dumbly i realize its A BAT!

oh my god cat move CAT MOVE SHU SHU SHU

see i like bats, and i wanted to nurse him back to health because bats are awesome, but i also didn't want to get rabies, so i was trying to find some way to take him outside.

i ended up throwing a lampshade over him and going on a road trip to the front door where he got a flying start out of.

i had a very sad night after that

:(

-clare

sympathies to the bat.

spring stories 03